Issue Forty and a Half: Fun Facts


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|                         FUN FACTS                        |
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|  Issue #1 of The Common Tater was published by Mithgil & |
| Larek in May 2003 (we think){2.5 years & going strong!}  |
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|  The Common Tater has published five Obituaries:         |
| Java Underhill (#22), Rosado Munhasu (#29),              |
| Riddacks Biggens (#35), Mithgil Snippyshorts(#36)        |
| & Sarav the Cat (#38)                                    |
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|  The Editoresses’ Least Favorite Issue is #32 because of |
| reformatting issues that took place while they were      |
| restoring it for placement in the archives.              |
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|  The Editoresses’ favourite issue is #36.                |
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|  The Common Tater has had 8 editors:                     |
| Mithgil (14), Larek(7), Kae(9), Ethwi(1), Chord(1),      |
| Hirgon (1), Meril+Kae(1), Meril+Sila(6)                  |
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|  The Common Tater has had 34 writers, 22; of them have   |
| written more then one piece, 12: five pieces or more     |
| 5; ten pieces or more. Scapegoat has written the most    |
| pieces with 26 to his name.                              |
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|  Our writers span all races:                             |
| Dwarf(2), Edain(1), Eorling(2), Dunedain(2), Elf(4),     |
| and of course... Hobbit(24). We have never had a         |
| Dunlending writer (nudge,nudge,wink,wink.)               |
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|  There have been 7 Themed issues:                        |
| Food(10), Breaking News(21), Feet (32), Fire (33),       |
| Magic(34), Gossip (35), & Trick or Treat (38).           |
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|  Two Issues of the Common Tater were printed on note     |
| paper: 33 & 34.                                          |
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|  IN Issue 33, As all proper hobbits should know, The     |
| Common Tater came of age.                                |
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|  The Note Paper editions of Common Tater XXXIV were all  |
| enchanted with various spells, with the help of several  |
| elven wizards.                                           |
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|  The Common Tater used to be published in a secret room  |
| inside Auntie Bracegirdle’s Mushroom Factory, however,   |
| The Factory, along with the original printing press      |
| burned to the ground after we recieved a suspicious      |
| looking mail addressed from someone named “Melkor” from  |
| someplace called “The Void...”                           |
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|  The longest words we’ve published are 17 letters long:  |
| misadministration(18) and subdeconstructive*(28)         |
| *Yes, we know its not a real word, blame Sharkey, not us.|
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|  The longest article we’ve published is 873 words;       |
| Carver’s Piece “A tale of...” from Issue 39.             |
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|  Statistics:                                             |
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|  Issues: 40                                              |
|  Pieces: 170                                             |
|  Pages(When set as size 10 New Courier on Word): 157     |
|  Words: 70,180                                           |
|  Characters w/spaces: 492,452                            |
|  Lines: 8,937                                            |
|  “Hobbit”: 367                                           |
|  “Shire” : 227                                           |
|  “Sharkey”: 60                                           |
|  “Food”:   53                                            |
|  “Tater”: 154                                            |
|  “Foot”/”Feet”: 218                                      |
|  “Ranhoth”:53                                            |
|  “Pipe”: 52                                              |
|  “Bywater”: 229                                          |
|  “Elves”/”Elf”:  165                                     |
|  “Mathom”     :  24                                      |
|  “Beer”/”Ale”/”Mead”/”Wine”/”Brew”/”Alcohol”/”Pint”: 86  |
|  “Mushroom”: 38                                          |
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~ by Meril Softfoot on January 9, 2006.

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